College Crusader Gifts

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Hello mum, could you wash my riot gear for me..?'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

College graduate holds a graduation cap like a beggar with sign saying 'college loan'.

Obama's College Plan

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Caged Businessman

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Nervous Student

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

The Glass Floor

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

Let the profit-making begin!