Career Crusader Gifts

Caged Businessman

The Glass Floor

'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'

"I'm looking for a career that won't be obsolete before my student loan is paid off."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

'I've checked out all your possible options, Mr. Fogarty, and it looks like your only way out is to get a job somewhere.'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"We thought this was more realistic."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Art Plagiarism

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."