Individuality Crusader Gifts

Muzzled People

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Be kind"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Caged Businessman

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Art Plagiarism

Bureau of Power to the People

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"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Knights of the iPhone