Counseling Crusader Gifts

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Caged Businessman

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

One way only.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Racial Profiling

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Please Give

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."