Conscience Crusader Gifts

Racial Profiling

The Human Stain.

Taking the high ground with your ethics

Texas Abortion Obstacle Course

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Please Give

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'