Consent Crusader Gifts

"What lovely big social constructs you have."

Hands OFF!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"We audit at dawn."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

The Human Stain.

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"What a traitor! It is supposed to be a well-guarded secret covered by a non-disclosure agreement..."