Credibility Crusader Gifts

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

One way only.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Racial Profiling

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"He's not good with criticism."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."