Credit Crusader Gifts

Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

'You will not have to submit a loan application after all. Your credit score has two digits.'

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

'Yes, it is something you should be concerned about...this is your credit report.'

"...why haven't you been taking part in the spending boom?"

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'

"My credit score is excellent, but now they're factoring in things like likability, patience and generosity."

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'For openers, your credit is lousy.'

"I know I don't have a credit history. I had my name legally changed after that mortgage fiasco."

'You're ambitious I see!'

'The new bank president wants to know where we live. Should I tell him?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

One way only.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'