Credit Card Crusader Gifts

Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'll never forgive him for having my charge cards wrapped up in his body cast!'

"A notice of insufficient funds from my bank. That's my address right there."

TELLER, 'How do I go about getting a credit card refilled?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Back to work...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

You've Had Enough!

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

One way only.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Super-Mario Draghi

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'