Card Crusader Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

The Family Joules: Part 15

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Monk Crossword

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

Great party - thanks.