Cartoon Crusader Gifts

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

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The Family Joules: Part 15

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

HornyWood

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'