Cartoon Crusader Gifts

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

HornyWood

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'