Caption Crusader Gifts

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

One way only.

Welcome Ghost.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Family Joules: Part 15

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"Quit moving"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Security is lax on this side."

A Blanksy

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Let the profit-making begin!

Monk Crossword

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."