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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

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"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

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"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Security is lax on this side."

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'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

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"Darnit. Ruined another one."