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"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

The Superhero Supermarket.

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Super pets.

Face painting by numbers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

The Family Joules: Part 15

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Lost CatCat Found.

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."