Comic Crusader T-Shirts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Could I have another machine? This man is reading a comic book."

"Too Marvel?"

"Robin's making a mess of Bruce Industries."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

The Family Joules: Part 15

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Cyber Crime Comics

Super pets.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"