Comic Crusader Gifts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Could I have another machine? This man is reading a comic book."

"Too Marvel?"

"Robin's making a mess of Bruce Industries."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Cyber Crime Comics

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite