Comical Crusaders Gifts

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Art Plagiarism

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

Dogs and Cake

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."