Comedy Crusader Gifts

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Hahahahahahahahahaha

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'I thought it might deter burglars.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Art Plagiarism

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

HornyWood

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'My right brain isn't working.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."