Comedy Crusader Mugs

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Hahahahahahahahahaha

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'I thought it might deter burglars.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Art Plagiarism

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The Family Joules: Part 15

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

HornyWood

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

'My right brain isn't working.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'