Controversy Crusader Mugs

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"He's not good with criticism."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

"Too Marvel?"

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Ali Khamenei

'The checks from lobbyists are in...the balances of our super PACs are up...'

Women's Vote and the GOP.