Criticism Crusader Mugs

"He's not good with criticism."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Bureau of Power to the People

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'You're ambitious I see!'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

Ludwig van Beethoven

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'