Criticism Crusader Pillows

"He's not good with criticism."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Bureau of Power to the People

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Let the profit-making begin!

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

'You're ambitious I see!'

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'