Crisis Crusader Pillows

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Super-Mario Draghi

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Omicron

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"The dollar is falling!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....