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World's Distillation

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"He's not good with criticism."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Russian News Protest

Debate Night

"All the causes were taken."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

"I'm not good at making a difference."