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World's Distillation

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Archival Warfare

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"He's not good with criticism."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Russian News Protest

"All the causes were taken."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Debate Night

Climate Change Is Pass Fail

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Michael Buerk

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm not good at making a difference."

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'