Controversy Crusader T-Shirts

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The Family Joules: Part 15

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"He's not good with criticism."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

"Too Marvel?"

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

'The checks from lobbyists are in...the balances of our super PACs are up...'

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

Ali Khamenei