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Anti-war libra.

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One way only.

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"See. . .? We did do something."

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"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'We lost funding.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

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Wal Max - Complaints Department

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

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'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

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"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

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