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'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Anti-war libra.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"See. . .? We did do something."

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"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Toastquest!

Holder Ooopsie

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'We lost funding.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Selling Justice

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

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"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."