Campaign Crusader Pillows

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Anti-war libra.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Flushing Democracy

"See. . .? We did do something."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Toastquest!

Supreme Liberty Court

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Holder Ooopsie

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We lost funding.'

Selling Justice

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

Toad roadkill.