Combat Crusader Pillows

'She thinks women should be allowed in combat.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Oil shock.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Toastquest!

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Quit moving"

Net Zero Superstitions

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

Carbon capture and storage

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

A Blanksy

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Save the Cacti.

"Not again!"

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Ocotillo

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.