Combat Crusader Mugs

'She thinks women should be allowed in combat.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Oil shock.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Toastquest!

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Poor man and rich man

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Quit moving"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

Carbon capture and storage

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

Save the Cacti.

A Blanksy

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"Not again!"

Ocotillo