Competition Crusader Mugs

'Remember, Robin, our sales competitors are the rich and we are the poor.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Caged Businessman

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Art Plagiarism

Nervous Student

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'