College Crusader Mugs

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Hello mum, could you wash my riot gear for me..?'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

College graduate holds a graduation cap like a beggar with sign saying 'college loan'.

Obama's College Plan

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Caged Businessman

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

The Glass Floor

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"