School Crusader Mugs

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Nervous Student

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'We lost funding.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

I just can't take it anymore!

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'