Class Crusader Mugs

"I’m sorry sir, but this ticket is working class."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Oil shock.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Not again!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Great party - thanks.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

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