School Crusader Pillows

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Nervous Student

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'We lost funding.'

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

I just can't take it anymore!

"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

New windmills to fight?