Campus Crusader Pillows

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

Nervous Student

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

"We are getting an education, just not the one we paid for."

I can't do it. Give it the old college try. There was no ... election fraud ... Uncle. Medic.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Our lecturers are going to be so pleased that we're using reverse vending to recycle on campus!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Let the profit-making begin!

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."