Chore Crusader Pillows

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

'I wish you had planned your retirement more carefully.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Lawnmower

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

It's a Dog's life

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

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'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."