Commitment Crusader Pillows

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Caged Businessman

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Nervous Student

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Please Give

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

First Marriage

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.