Commitment-phobia Crusader Pillows

"It would never work between us, Lydia - I must go where the four winds take me!"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Yes ... no!"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Dating Death

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.