Commitment Phobia Enthusiast Pillows

'There's one thing that keeps me from a serious commitment - my wife!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

Hello, Susie, it's R

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

First Marriage

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.