Commitment Phobia Enthusiast Pillows

'There's one thing that keeps me from a serious commitment - my wife!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

First Marriage

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."