Commitment Challenger Pillows

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

"I'm not sure I can make it next week."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Omigod. You're backpedalling."

"Will you manage me?"

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

Danger: Marriage License Bureau

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Do not think outside the box!

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

Preachers with far too much input

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."