Commitment Champion Pillows

'What's wrong with us, Mason? Everyone we know has been divorced at least once but us!'

"Who would have guessed forty two years ago, that this would turn into a 15,330 night stand?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

First Marriage

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

Looks like I do dishes again.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'