Commitment Coaches Pillows

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

First Marriage

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I need a man who will commit."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."