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"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I need a man who will commit."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'