Commitment Counselor Pillows

"I have a surprise too. Until I really like a guy, I never give out my real name"

'But, by not getting married, we've eliminated any chance of divorce.'

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

Relationship Warning Lights

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"There you go again! The minute we get into a meaningful discussion about our relationship, you withdraw!"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Monogamy

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

Preachers with far too much input

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"I need a man who will commit."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.