Commitment Advocate Pillows

"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Monogamy

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Preachers with far too much input

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"