"I was feeling guilty about the relationship until I realized he wasn't serious either"
Commitment Investigator Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that honor their investigative nature. Comfortable and clever, these pillows are a great way to remind a commitment investigator of their passion and perseverance.
'Look, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We chose to get married before living together.'
Relationship Warning Lights
"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"
"What's this for poorer stuff?"
"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."
The Female Brain and The Other One
'No, but thanks for asking.'
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.
"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."
A Reasonable Time for Concern
Monogamy
"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."
"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."
"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'
'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'
"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."
Preachers with far too much input
"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"
Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.
"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"
'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'
Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.
'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'
"I need a man who will commit."
"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"
'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'
"You will awake feeling refreshed...."
Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"
"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."
"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."
"Monogamy? In this economy?"
Commitment Investigator Pillows Collection
Commitment Investigator Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more playful and inspiring designs that celebrate the commitment investigator’s inquisitive nature.
Commitment Investigator Prints
Discover prints that inspire and commemorate the pursuit of knowledge—ideal for decorating a workspace or personal sanctuary.
Commitment Investigator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for witty and clever apparel perfect for those who love to investigate and uncover truths.