Commitment Exploration Pillows

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I just don't think I'm ready yet.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."