Commitment Exploration Pillows

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I just don't think I'm ready yet.'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I need a man who will commit."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"