Commitment Reflection Pillows

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Marriage Returns

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.